In March, an Italian court ruled in favor of the nation's government, who claimed Domenico Dolce & Stefano Gabbana (of Dolce & Gabbana fame) had evaded taxes since the fashion house merged with holding company Srl Gado in 2004. So, right off the bat it's clear these dudes are in some deep shit. If that weren't bad enough, back in February the duo decided to, you know, not even bother showing up for a mandatory court date because, as they so eloquently put it, "it did not exist." REMARKABLE. Now, Business of Fashion reports that the prosecutor is calling for over 2 years jail time for each of the famed designers, although we can't imagine Italian jail is all that bad. What, are you only allowed to one espresso a day? Whatever ends up happening, we can't say we're all that surprised these dudes were up to some suspect shit considering all of their collections ever and the above photo.