The Tate Americas Foundation hosts its third triennial Artists Dinner charity gala tonight, offering an extremely #rare collection of auction items. On the list of items to be sold are a decoration of your Christmas tree by artist Nathan Carter, a career guidance lunch with Editor-in-Chief of Harper's Bazaar, Glenda Bailey, and a day of shopping and lunch in New York City with Sarah Jessica Parker, honorary chair of the Dior-sponsored event.

The auction also offers the opportunity to experience the art scene of Havana, Cuba, which sounds like the item to bid for, especially if you're trying to get like Jay-Z and Beyonce. If you're not about the Bey-Z life (read: questionably touristic expeditions to Havana that Obama didn't actually sign off on), there's also a vacation on the private island of Mustique (in the "Gingerbread House," no less) and a chance to sail the Greek Islands on a luxury yacht ironically titled "Guilty," for purchase. Tickets to the afterparty are still on sale here, so get your lavish on in NYC and buy an unforgettable, borderline outrageous experience at the auction tonight.