Elitism Disguised As Principles

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These Post O’alls shorts kinda remind me of the Abercrombie cargos that everybody wore in high school where I’m from and probably where you’re from too. Have you been reading about how everyone hates Abercrombie now because the CEO was like, "NO FATTIES ALLOWED?" Yeah, I thought everyone hated Abercrombie because they’ve been beating the dead horse that is their clothing for, like, a decade too long and that they should’ve pulled the ill J.Crew and gone all heritage because HELLO, THEY ACTUALLY HAVE A HERITAGE. Also, how can some fashion insiders be disgusted by Abercrombie, but still love high fashion brands that clearly don’t make gear any larger than the diameter of my wrist? BAND OF OUTSIDERS IS TINY AS FUCK, MY DUDE. It’s like everyone hates Paula Deen for deep frying everything in butter and endorsing thirteen times fried chicken, but if, like, David Chang does that shit in some sort of bun or drops a few pieces into some ramen he’s a fucking culinary genius. You can have principles, just don’t be a fucking elitist.

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