High socks are dope. Don’t let anyone fool you. One, you own at least one pair of boots and them no-show socks ain’t gonna cut it. Two, dad steez is on the rise and you might as well be ahead of the curve and rock some socks (!!!!) that remind you of a gym class you never really had, but saw on TV a lot in shows that people on the Internet love like Freaks and Geeks. I DIDN’T HAVE TO TAKE GYM BECAUSE I PLAYED A REAL SPORT, YOU ASTHMATIC NERDZ. But I still went to your lan parties because StarCraft was fun as fuck.