When it comes time to dress up, the kicks you choose make a statement. Sometimes it says you know what you're doing, and sometimes well, it doesn't work quite as well as you thought it would. Sneakerheads know that you can glean a little bit about a person by examining the heat on their feet, and the same applies to dudes who are slightly more suited and booted. From American footwear staples to more bold #menswear-friendly choices, here's a tongue-in-cheek look at What Your Dress Shoes Say About You.

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