The Knottery just dropped a bunch of new shit for spring/summer—everything from pocket squares and ties to belts. I’m bald so I wear what is referred to in technical terms as a "fuck ton of hats," which means I probably wear a hat almost every day. And I have since I was 7, but not because I started balding at 7-years-old, dick. Maybe because I wore hats for, like, 23 years straight I ended up going bald? OH, THE IRONY OF IRONIES. Or you know, genetics are to blame, but that’s not as sad. Or is it? Anywho, if you’re curious, my favorite is the hat with the fish scale style pattern because I can wear it and make cool drug and rap references, which are really the only things we have in this life.