You work a really boring job but spent the majority of it flipping through menswear blogs and sites trying to figure out ways to stunt on the middle-aged people you work with. The majority of your clothes come from brands like Land's End Canvas, Club Monaco, and J. Crew (but only when you're feeling "spendy"). In the world of 9-5 style, you are a total rebel. You are like the hot girl in accounting who everyone in the office says dresses like Zooey Deschanel—because she is the only hipster most of them can think of.