Non-Style Essentials: Bathrobe, remote control, potato chips

The male sex drive is what makes men want to be stylish. Dressing well is a competition to weed other guys out and get noticed by women with child-bearing hips. But once a guy is married, the game is over. He found a lady willing to have sex with him and him only until she dies. Hallellujah! That means no more buying expensive gear, no more buying expensive dinners, and no more trying. Guys pretty much give up on fashion (and condoms) after marriage.