"Hey Nick, where can I get a good pair of denim for a decent price?" "Well, there is a new Iron Heart x Self Edge x Bathing Ape 32oz. denim coming out in a year with camo pocket bags and Pterodactyl tooth buttons that can stand on their own. They'll take about 4 years to break in, but the combs will look fuckin' sickboynasty."

Your inability to give them a Uniqlo oxford and denim recommendation because it's too simple is infuriating. All they wanna know is if Gap's 2-for-1 sale is viable.