Possible Stylish Owners: People who love the idea of "fashion," J. Crew shoppers

This season's hottest accessory, by and large, is the Cavalier King Charles Spaniel. Just look at that thing. You want to hug the shit out it and hope it sneezes glitter and sprinkles. Those droopy eyes, those floppy ears, the perfectly mussed coat of fur. It's a living embodiment of this "high/low" concept every other person who pays attention to style is really feeling right now. It is a literal lapdog who wants nothing more than to just chill the fuck out, and the desire to do absolutely nothing? That's luxe.