There's nothing more manly and liquid-repellent than a quality waxed canvas piece. Throw on this 18 Waits overshirt and you'll be ready for the various spills, spit, and vomit that's sure to fly on St. Patty's Day. It's the sloppiest celebration of the year, so you'll need this stylish garment for pure protection. And this sturdy piece will do its job at every St. Patrick's Day celebration for the rest of your life. 

Buy It Now at 18 Waits, $345