Price: $1,000,000

Back when Mike Jones was a thing that existed in pop culture, he went and purchased himself a one million dollar chain that shat on anyone else who even considered copping some jewelry. This piece was so ridiculous that it even had Ben Baller going nuts. Fully flooded with diamonds, there's no telling how many actual stones adorn this veritable iceberg. Even if Mike Jones' time has come and gone, his $1 million worth of diamonds are forever. Or pawned off.