Converse pulled out the big body '70s profile for these Chuck Taylors. I know I just mentioned the 1970s, but fuck it, I only thinking about Ponyboy and his greasy ass dome when I see shoes like these. Let’s go smoke some cigarettes, steal a car, joyride that shit and have unprotected sex with girls who look like Bettie Page. We can even get into fistfights with the rich kids who wear varsity jackets. Remember the kids in middle school that got way into S.E. Hinton? Fucking nerds.