We promise we won't wear sweatpants when we meet your parents (mostly out of fear of MILF-boners), but even if we're headed some place fancy we may show up as the coziest boy in the cut. It's our way of saying IDGAF, and also as the most comfortable dude in the room, we'll be at our best. It's hard to make charming conversation when your scrotum's being crushed by tailored trousers.