The standard uniform for any artist, musician, or writer is all-black everything, and it just so happens that these are the top three dream careers of the hipster. So in the spirit of the ancient hipster mantra, "fake it 'til you make it," the modern-day bohemians have been flocking to Oak. Draped in head-to-toe noir, the dude wearing these clothes can appear deep and insightful, even if he's only memorized one philosopher's quote and uses it several times at the same party.