HIIIYAAAARINI! That’s a fucking Italian down-filled Japanese karate chop to your cranium. Specifically, a Junya Watanabe X Duvetica stroke to your dome. Still layering with that Lands' End joint? Yea, well, me too, but I write for Four Pins, bro. And that means I have a veil of anonymity to sit behind, which enables me to be an Internet tough guy that laughs at you for being poor. Whether you choose to rock these as a layer or as a jacket, it’s still going to be fly as shit and really expensive. Side note: Who are our readers that actually buy the expensive shit we talk about? Like, do we have any Chuck Bass motherfuckers just lingering in our midst? If so, who's compatible with an Aquarius?