This little shithead may be one of the most hated villains of all time, but you can't deny that the incest-born Joffrey Baratheon from "Game of Thrones" dresses like a young gawd. Repping House Lannister means mainly wearing red, but all his robes, capes, and armor are sumptuous garments worthy of royalty. It doesn't matter what cowardly act this blonde base-born turd is committing, the people of King's Landing only have to peep his ornate get-ups to know their ordained ruler.