This trucker jacket from Topo Designs and White Horse Trading Co. is for real. The shoulder pouches are actually designed to hold recoil pads. Do you know what a recoil pad is? It’s so your rifle/shotgun doesn’t bruise your dainty little shoulders. I think I’m really into American workwear these days because God wants to teach me about irony. I used to date this girl who came from, like, a hundred years of cattle ranching in Montana, but when we were dating I was going through a heavy Air Max 90 and Rastafarian phase, which meant we didn’t date for very long. Now I like to dress like a cattle rancher, but still prefer the laid back lifestyle of someone who wears comfortable sneakers and listens to reggae. I should probably move to Brooklyn.