Have you decided your new thing is definitely gonna be sweatpants and finally getting that gold tooth you’ve been talking about since 2008? Are you dating a girl that only listens to drill and dresses like a chola, but lives in the Valley with her mom? Keep your eye on her, she’ll leave the first opportunity she gets to touch Keef’s llama. Fuck all your friends that say you’re clearly biting Kanye’s style and head straight over to Fear of God to get your death metalhead that just discovered codeine on. EXPERIMENTATION IS FUN AND KEY TO DEVELOPING YOUR OWN STYLE. But I’m still gonna tease you about wearing these leather kilt things. But I won’t make fun of the side vents on the hoodies. I FUCKING LOVE SIDE ZIPPERS.


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