I know for a fact that you guys remember Fanny Packs. I had one back in the Acura days and I fucking loved it. It was as close as I could ever get to Batman's utility belt, full of cool shit like two smoke bombs I smuggled out of the package before my mom could catch me, a pocket knife and some rope. Basically, if 9-year-old me had tried to get on some form of public transportation today I would be known as the Fanny Pack Bomber. I have a feeling my Wikipedia page would read pretty weak. What happened to kids playing with real knives and fire? Nowadays they just reblog pictures of knives and fire. Incredible amounts of respect to South2West8 for calling this a "Funny Pack".