At first I laughed, but then I serioused and decided I kind of like this Marni shirt. It’s just too fucking weird not to dig. My sister is a pastry chef and one time I helped her out with some catering for a movie. The other craft services lady had a pet bird named Dagwood and she’d constantly tell stories about her fucking bird named Dagwood. I asked her, “How old is Dagwood? It seems like you’ve known him for a long time.” And she was like, “27 years old.” WHAT? Yeah, birds live forever apparently. If your girl says you have commitment issues, buy a parrot. Their lifespan is, like, 80 years. Just imagine 80 years of a parrot saying shit like “swag” and “next level, next level.”