Are you still a lame getting caught in the rain with your leather bomber? Well, I have here for you a revelation—a bomber you can even wear in the rain, a bomber that pushes that frontiers of fashunz, a bomber that has nothing to do with bombing as far as I can tell. I bring to you Private White V.C.’s quilted wax-cotton bomber jacket. This bomber will give you the perfect warmth to douchebag ratio that every male who’s into fashion needs during the winter months. If you have absolutely NO idea on how to style this you can click on Mr. Porter’s styling video, which is more awkward than watching Michael Cera trying to speak to a female in EVERY FUCKING MOVIE HE’S EVER BEEN IN. Seriously Mr. Porter, what’s the fucking deal with that? Throw a hot track over it or something. Thanks for deflating my fashion boner.