This is a fancy ass fountain pen. Your correspondence needs a fucking fountain pen. I mean, the Illuminati has been pushing handwritten letters and notes for a while now, which is dumb as shit when you can just email, but whatever. Can you imagine the look on her face when you jot down your phone number on those bootleg Margiela style business cards you printed at Staples with this fine piece of equipment? I’m left handed, so I smudge pretty much any ink I’ve ever used, even those washable Crayola felt tip jawnz. Where are Ned Flanders and The Leftorium when you need them? Shout out to The Woodlands for stocking pens nicer than the Ikea desk you write on.