Lifespan: 2010
Reminds us of: That toothbrush you keep forgetting to throw away

No stranger to worst lists, Leto's exceptional brand of wannabe punk-rock alien meets doe-eyed wood nymph never fails to baffle us—mostly just how disingenuous all his style choices are. But among the many offenses, his evolving mohawk of 2010 solidified that the whole "pretending not to care" jig is up.