Lifespan: 2007-present
Reminds us of: Some terrible Mattel doll version of Bret Michaels

Maybe it's the eyeliner. Maybe it's all the bedazzle crosses on cowboy hats. But whatever methods of distraction Bret Michaels (post Poison) is using to shy people away from the apparent weave stitching below this bandanas is not working. You're not fooling anyone, Bret.