Call Me Motherfucking Ishmael

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Yo, did you get your girl that ill Helmut Lang handcuff bracelet? Did she repay that gift with some bullshit leather and bead thing she made with her own two hands? Kiss her and tell her to do better like this fish hook cuff from Miansai. Obviously if you don’t have an anchor or some sort of nautical tool on your body you aren’t really crushing it. You’re just, like, existing or something equally depressing. START CRUSHING IT BY THROWING ANCHORS AND FISH HOOKS ON YOUR BODY. Call me motherfucking Ishmael.

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