Every week we plan our outfits around the meals when we're going to eat noodles. These noodle days are the days you do NOT wear white, unless you want to ramen broth or tomato sauce spin art to your clothes. Well this splashguard is a gamechanger. Now we can happily slurp with abandon regardless of what we're wearing. Gone are the days of awkward fork twirling and chopstick anxiety. This is what freedom tastes like!