Occupation: Drug Lord
Approximate Weight: 200+ lbs.

Even though he's regarded as a hero in some parts of Colombia, when you think of every other eccentric, well-dressed villain in action movies, chances are they're channelling Pablo Escobar. The light suits, straw fedoras, oxford and Hawaiian shirts? That's pretty much sartorial par for the course for the drug lord. His style may not have been as precise as Gadaffi's despot swag, but it still holds up on its own over time.