Outlier is killing the dick pun game right now. And I'm pretty sure they didn't mean to. They describe these 6-foot merino scarves aka "The Six Footer" as “long, wide, and incredibly soft.” Dude, I’ve texted girls the exact same description of my dick at least 20 times. Yea, sure, it might be kind of a stretch considering NONE of those claims are true, but that's besides the point. Like, every guy lies, right? I tell people I got that Puerto Rican sledgehammer downstairs when in reality girls laugh at my penis in MY OWN DREAMS.