I don't know what a scalf is, but this item is an obvious requisite for any stoner wardrobe. A mash-up of poncho, carpet, and giant muffler, this is basically a safety blanket for any paranoia brought on when your mellow is harshed. And when positive vibes abound, this is the portable blanket that you can curl up on after a tough day of blazing.

Buy it Now at Caliroots, $280