I mean, come on—If you aren't rockin' a pair of 'stocks, then get the fuck out the cyph. Obviously barefoot is the mode of choice, but the suits at the Department of Health claim that some sort of foot coverage is required in restaurants and bars. So slide into a pair of these tasty sandals for trotting around town, and simply slip them off when you need to huck the 'bee or start a round of frolf.

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