Still don’t have enough pocket tees? Really? Then get one that has corduroy detailing on the pocket, rear hanger loop and gussets. It's like I always say, "Throw some deets on that bitch." This T-shirt is made from a "durable slub jersey fabric." "Slub” is sometimes what my girlfriend calls my style and I’m all like, “HEY GIRL, WATCH YOUR GODDAMN MOUTH. I AIN’T SLUBBY, I'M COOLIN. FUCK YOU AND YOUR FRIGID DEMEANOR.” I can recommend buying this Maiden Noir tee, but can’t recommend saying “fuck you” to your girlfriend. Results may vary on that last bit.