Are you still wearing your white on white AF1’s, Mr. Tip Drill? Does that still make the girls shake they tailfeather? Are you in search for an Apple Bottom bitch? Do you like to go down down baby and then let it go after a long night of drinking? Well, if you do any of those you need to hop on out of last decade and resurrect your career, Nelly. While you’re doing that you should snatch up this pair of mids from Superga—the people’s shoe of ItalyTM, supposedly. When they get dirty you can just throw them in the washer. That piece of shit sneaker cleaner that you just HAD to buy from Foot Locker because the saleskid was shoving it down your fucking throat? Worthless. You can grab these now for $75.