"Politics these days is like that pile of dog poop you're about to pick up. A big stinkin' mess! Now is your chance to rub their face in it." And, that's exactly what you can do when you order your own shipment of Political Poop Bags from Smear Campaign. Yours for just $14, each shipment includes 80 biodegradable bags, available in the presidential candidate of your choice. 

[via Crackajack]