Pearls Before Swine

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White Mountaineering calls these the Polyester Cotton Sulphur Dyed Adjust Belt Cargo Pants. We just call them cool corduroy pants. But if you paid $504 Canadian for a pair of corduroy pants you’d probably want them to be called Polyester Cotton Sulphur Dyed Adjust Belt Cargo Pants. These are the kind of pants assassins and expert wild game trackers should be wearing. BUT INSTEAD THEIR TECHNICAL ADVANCEMENTS AND SENSIBLE POCKET DESIGN WILL BE WASTED UPON MEN WHO CARE MORE ABOUT THREAD COUNT THAN DEATH COUNT. Pearls before swine, I tell you. Head on over to Haven to get your Polyester Cotton Sulp...fuck it, corduroy pants.

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