Is your life full of struggle? Do you try and make dates with girls, only to find they never call you back? Is your glass perpetually half empty? You need this diary.

Designed by Jim Sutherland at Hat-trick Design and written by Nick Asbury, this is the ideal daily planner for pessimists. Features include: A list of notable deaths; space for imaginary friends; and lines for people who never call back. There are also uplifting proverbs like "What doesn't kill you makes you wish it had," sprinkled throughout.

Mark under: Excellent fucking gifts.

The Disappointment Diary 2013 is available from Asbury & Asbury.

[via Creative Review]