Fair Isle is a classic fall/winter pattern that's usually sewn on sweaters, but sometimes the look can be a bit too festive for our more depressed readers, or make you look like Edward VIII about to shoot a deer in the face. So unless you're into that sort of thing, here's a more conservative approach to Fair Isle by White Mountaineering who continue to prove to be masters at pretty much everything. The pattern is sewn in a neutral grey/cream that'll make it easy to pair with the other obnoxiously colored items you plan to wear during holiday festivities. And the best part is it's knitted from a wool/angora blend with a bit of nylon thrown in so you can easily throw it over a shirt without any struggle. It's available now for $655.