Summer's over folks, and we know it's hard to take in, but it's time to once again drape those monstrous feet of yours with these things called socks (the horror!). We don't know why dudes are so afraid of them, as if strangers actually like seeing four inches of your pale, sickly ankles every day of their lives. Fortunately, Sunny Sports has the cure for FOWS syndrome (Fear of Wearing Socks). Their jacquard socks come in a range of styles depending on the severity of your phobia. They're 100% cotton, made in Japan and are available now for $38 at Unis.