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Like, are you shitting me right now, Epaulet? How the fuck are you guys dropping something this dope and not expecting me to do terrible, terrible things in order to acquire it? Do you have any idea how good this jacket is going to make me look? I can just imagine it now, me sitting in the VIP lounge inside of the VIP room inside of a club so exclusive that it's literally named "VIP." THE WHOLE FUCKING PLACE IS VIP, THAT’S HOW GOOD I’M GOING TO BE LOOKING. What’s that? The jacket costs $1,200? Well, I guess it'll still look good in that wet dream I keep having where Olivia Wilde sucks on my toes and Rosie Huntington-Whiteley feeds me grapes.

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