Yup, you read that correctly. Remember those Vans waffle iPhone cases? Well this one will help you pull the chicks. Don't believe me? We all know that without the Internet you menswear aficionados are pretty much losers in real life and probably couldn't hold a conversation with the opposite sex if your double monks depended on it. So the next time you're at a bar and that cute brunette pulls up beside you and you're at a loss for words, just whip out your phone. "Hey girl, my iPhone case glows in the dark because I'm a man child and I still enjoy things like this, wanna make out?"* Once you've sealed the deal, you are obligated to thank Four Pins and Vans for ending your dry spell. You're welcome, bitches.
*This theory has not been tested and Four Pins is not liable if you get punched in the face