Style Yourself Better Than A Yoox Mannequin

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This Levi’s Made & Crafted sweater is a whole bunch of Aztec awesomeness. I feel like that’s what I would’ve written for a school paper when I was seven. The fucked up thing is it’s still what I thought of at 30. “Aztec Awesomeness?" That’s why I get paid the big bucks. You’re probably like, “What the fuck am I supposed to do with this? I just bought a goddamn African print hat.” Chill out, bro. Wear this under one of them navy, brown, gray, or whatever unconstructed jackets you bought when you convinced yourself that if you purchased enough of them, Yoox would hire you to style their fucked up mannequin game. Get it at Hickoree’s Hard Goods and style yourself better than a Yoox mannequin, which should be easy considering that shit is rock bottom.

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