YO WATTUP YOU FUCKIN DORKS IT'S YOUR BOY THE KID MERO AKA THE KNOWLEDGE GOD AKA I STARTED THIS "AKA" SHIT. I HAVE TAKEN A BREAK FROM WRITING EMMY AWARD WINNING CRACK TO BLESS Y'ALL WITH SOME KNOWLEDGEDARTS PERTAINING TO FASHION AND CURRENT TRENDS OR WHATEVER LIKE THAT. AIGHT? I'M NOT GONNA KILL YOU WITH A LONG INTRO BUT I'M GRADING THESE TRENDS ON A SCALE OF 1-5 XANAX BARS. 5 BEING THE BEST BECAUSE IF I DID IT BACKWARDS ALL YOU GED IDIOTS WOULD BE CONFUSED AND LEAVE SLANDEROUS COMMENTS AS A DEFENSE MECHANISM. WHY XANAX BARS? BECAUSE THAT IS WHAT I AM CURRENTLY HAVING FOR DINNER. ALL THESE RATINGS ARE ARBITRARY AND IF I OFFENDED SOMEONE WITH THE ABILITY TO WRITE ME A CHECK MY BAD YO I TAKE IT BACK. IF YOU DON'T HAVE THE ABILITY TO WRITE ME A CHECK GO EAT OUT OPRAH I COULD CARE LESS. I'LL BE BACK SOON, B. STAY FOCUSED. I LOVE Y'ALL. IMA GET THE INTERNET PREGGAETON. AIGHT BET LETS GO. #KNOWLEDGE.
All images courtesy of Tommy Ton for GQ.
The Kid Mero is a writer living in New York. You can read his blog, Victory Light, here and follow him on Twitter here.
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