When you hear about the "white man's burden," you might think about the Rudyard Kipling poem about imperialism that pre-dated the United States' obsession with "Manifest Destiny." And sure, you'd be right, nerd, but isn't it just as much a burden to wonder where to put your shades if you're not wearing them? Do you put them in your pocket? Do you hang them outside your shirt collar? Croakies solved this dilemma by turning your sunglasses into a necklace. For maximum street cred in a mostly white hood — rock them while holding a beer koozie.

Croakies Endless Cord
Buy It Now at Vargo, $6