Cargo Shorts

We all know white people love shorts. In fact, in the '20s, there were mad white people known as the "Men's Dress Reform Party" who made a political case out of their right to wear shorts. Crazy right? That's how important bare legs are to white folks. They need to get their sunshine on. You know what else they need to do? Carry shit. Boom. Enter the cargo short. Perfect for getting that Vitamin D on your shins, and ideal for stuffing pockets with loose change and Auntie Anne's Pretzels receipts... for when you're stunting at the mall.

Basic Solid Cargo Shorts
Buy It Now at Aeropostale, $20