Who Wears Short Shorts?

The Problem: Listen here, John Stockton. We know short shorts have made their way back to menswear, but there are a few factors that should play into your short length: your shirt length, your leg length, and your leg hair length. If one of these is questionably long, you need to rethink them mooty shorts (men's booty shorts).

The Fix: A good gauge of how short you should go? We prefer just an inch or two above the knee. Short enough that it's classically manly, not so short that you can see the pockets hanging out. It doesn't hurt to rock a little pattern either, and you can't go wrong with these lightweight hand-woven goodies from Jed & Marne.