Cargo Pants

J BRAND Aviator Lightweight Stretch Twill Cargo Pants
Buy It Now at Park & Bond, $120

Not only do olive cargos serve the purpose of being on-trend, they're also serve as a great place to hide booze. Toss a flask in the cargo pocket and go make some redheaded friends. Possible talking points: Notre Dame basketball, Leprechaun In The Hood, and the leprechaun in Mobile, Alabama.