Money Clip

In God We Trust NYC Brass Money Clip
Buy It Now at In God We Trust NYC, $40

Real G's carry cash, period. Ditch the bulky wallet when you're rocking a pair of formal pants, and make splitting the dinner bill easier by putting your cash and cards in a money clip. It'll make that unnatural lump in your ass disappear, which means your trousers will look infinitely better when you're standing up.