“You'll have to speak to my wife about that," Tom Brady replied, when an interviewer desperately questioned what it would take for the football star to trim his tresses. Consequently, the biggest joke in the NFL was no longer just a punch line but had a teller too, supermodel Gisele Bundchen. She singlehandedly turned one of the most beloved dudes in America into a Bieber-bowl-cut-sporting, ponytailing, revealing-that-he-doesn't-wear-the-pants-in-that-relationship tool, eliciting mockery from even his best of fans – including the Biebs himself.