5. Mr. Big (Chris Noth); Sex and the City
In addition to having an appropriate wardrobe for someone so impossibly rich (definitely a 1 percenter), Big is the ultimate man of mystery. Of course we now know that he eventually put a ring on Carrie, but before that, he had quite the operation going. Basically he would hit her up, roll up in his limo, smash and hang around, before fading back into the background. It worked nearly every time until he decided to stop dicking around and lock Carrie up, but it was more or less on his terms. Boss. Plus, once the women start referring to you as "Big," you know you've made it.