Endorsements

WHO: Eli Manning (Giants) vs. Tom Brady (Patriots)

Athletes make extra money on the side through endorsements. Eli Manning has his own limited edition Citizen Eco Drive watch. Tom Brady has two endorsements under his belt with Uggs and Stetson cologne.

WINNER: Giants. Really, do we really have to explain this one? Brady automatically gets deducted several points for Uggs, no matter how many Super Bowl rings he has. The majority of men outside of Australia are not going to wear Uggs. Also, have you ever stepped inside your grandfather’s closet? No? Well, that’s what Stetson smells like.